I eat. I cook. I bake. I post.
Magic Pies
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Kid:Here's your order! I have some apple pies here for you!
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Me:Ooh, pies? I'll take one. How much?
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Kid:$45!
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Me:What? You gotta be kidding me, $45 is really high. What's in it, magic?
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Kid:Uhh...YEAH! They're magic apples.
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Me:With gold?
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Kid:YES!
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Me:Fair enough. Here you go.
The Cold One
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Me (pointing to a picture in a book):Hey, that ice cream looks good! What flavor do you think the brown one is?
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Kid:The cold one.
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Me:How about "chocolate"...?
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Kid:No, it's just cold.









